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77+ Dirty Fantasy Team Names: These Names Are Definitely NSFW

Fantasy Team Names
Keith Allison

Fantasy Team Names are very important to your Fantasy Football experience. You will be looking at this name day in and day out for the next 4-5 months. You really want it to mean something.

When I say to mean something, I really mean “make other people laugh hysterically.” We all want to be comedians. The easiest route to being funny is through online posting. What broader spectrum than a Fantasy Football league with your closest friends?

There are a few different types of team names. You have the player or football vocabulary puns (Mr. Rodgers’ Neighborhood). There are also movie/TV show references (Password is Taco). Our own David Gonos compiles a massive list of Fantasy team names every year – but they’re safe names. I want to delve into the dirty Fantasy team names.

Most people are in multiple Fantasy Football leagues at this point. We have work leagues, family leagues, random online leagues, etc. We all have that one league though. That league where there is no holding back when it comes to messaging board trash talk and friendships have been lost.

This is the league where the NSFW (Not Safe For Work) Fantasy team names find a home. This type of league encompasses any and all comedy. You want to make someone sheepishly giggle at having to say the name.

Here is our list of 77+ Dirty Fantasy Team Names that are NSFW. Other writers have contributed to this list, but I’m not sure if they want to be associated with their contributions.

Lastly, this is all in good fun. By no means do the SCFE mean to offend anyone. If you are of the easily squeamish, you might turn back now.

77+ Dirty Fantasy Team Names

These Fantasy Team names will make your league-mates laugh.. or gag!

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Sexual Innuendos

These Fantasy team names bring up different sexual encounters.

  • Kenneth Dixon/Out – His injury has had massive Fantasy implications
  • Vajayjay Twatt
  • Slobb on My Cobb
  • Steeler Virginity
  • She Gives Woodhead – So many different Woodhead versions
  • Morning Woodhead
  • OBJ a Day Keeps the Doctor Away
  • SexualPeake
  • JuergensGoff
  • Multiple Goregasms – It seems we will always be able to use Frank Gore’s name
  • Palmer TD’s
  • Tittsburgh Feelers
  • Hard Gore Porn
  • Finding a Hole – Still one of my favorites.
  • Ha-Ha Hillary Loves Clinton Dix
  • Monica Loves Clinton Dix
  • More Cushing for the Pushing
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Michael Tomlin is an ESPY-nominated, former college football player who stays associated with the game through Fantasy Sports. He has been writing his personal blog, Dirkland.blogspot.com, for three years and it focuses on Fantasy Sports, as well as handicapping. He was born and raised in the DFW Metroplex, and he follows all of the Dallas teams, along with Texas Tech athletics and Manchester City F.C.
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