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91+ Not Safe For Work, Dirty Fantasy Football Team Names for 2018

These are not your grandpa’s Fantasy team names. They are dirty, sexual and definitely Not Safe For Work. Enter at your own risk.

Dirty Fantasy Team Names
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What's the point of a Fantasy team name that does not make other people laugh? There's a few leagues where I am more interested in seeing my league-mate's new dirty team names than I am for the draft. So that means it's time for my annual list of dirty, Not Safe For Work Fantasy team names.

Once again, these team names are NSFW. If you are at work, I recommend you beware of the NSFW and click out now. You can always come back later on your phone.

While the majority of the list is similar to last year, (I mean, why mess up a good thing?) there are some solid additions. Once again, this is your last chance. You are about to look at dirty team names.

Lastly, the SCFE is by no means trying to offend anyone. If you are of the easily squeamish, turn back now.

91+ Dirty Fantasy Team Names for 2018

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Sexual Innuendos

Sex jokes are always funny.

  • KaREEM in the Hole
  • Saquona Bang? – I am still work-shopping Barkley’s best names
  • 2 Guice, 1 K. Hunt – RIP to Guice’s short-lived hype
  • Garoppolo’s Porn Stars
  • Kenneth Dixon/Out
  • Slobb on My Cobb
  • Leonard FournettePlay
  • Palmer TD’s
  • Hard Gore Porn
  • Monica Loves Clinton Dix
  • Ha-Ha Hillary Loves Clinton Dix
  • She Gives Woodhead
  • Morning Woodhead
  • Finding A Hole – Sometimes harder than you think.
  • Jerryatric Gumjobs
  • Multiple Goregasms
  • JuergensGoff
  • SexualPeake
  • OBJ a Day Keeps the Doctor Away – A good argument I’ve recently stumbled upon: why do some call him ODB?
  • Once You Go Dak, You Don’t Go Back
  • Jacquizz in My Pants
  • The Jacquizz Stains
  • More Cushing for the Pushin’
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Sexual Innuendos

Sex jokes are always funny.

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Michael Tomlin is an ESPY-nominated, former college football player who stays associated with the game through Fantasy Sports. He has been writing his personal blog,, for three years and it focuses on Fantasy Sports, as well as handicapping. He was born and raised in the DFW Metroplex, and he follows all of the Dallas teams, along with Texas Tech athletics and Manchester City F.C.
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